The Hippo Song
All God's Critters
Tarzan
The Princess Pat
Hey Burrito
I'm a Cucumber
Bazooka Bubblegum
Little Cabin in the Woods
Little Red Wagon

The Hippo Song

In the beginning God made the Sea,
and the Forest filled with Trees.
And the Mountains up so high.
Above it all he placed the Sky.

His fingerprints are everywhere.
Just to show how much he cares.
But in the middle He had some fun;
He made a Hippo that weighs a ton!

Hip-hip-hip-o-potamus
Hip-hip-hooray God made all of us!
Hip-hip-hip-o-potamus.
Hip-hip-hooray God made all of us!

All God's Critters

All God's critters got a place in the choir,
some sing low and some sing higher,
some sing aloud on a telephone wire,
and some just clap their hands, or paws, or anything they got now!

Tarzan
Repeat after me style!

Tarzan,
Swinging from a rubber band.
Tarzan,
Smacked into a frying pan.
Ouch, that's hot..
Now Tarzan has a tan.
Jane,
Flyin' in her air-o-plane
Jane,
Smacked into a free-way lane.
Ouch, that hurts..
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan.
Cheetah, eee-eee!
Rockin' to the beat-a.
Cheetah, eee-eee!
Got eaten by an amoeba.
Eww, thats gross...
Now cheetah is velveeta,
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan,
Now our song has an end!

The Princess Pat
Repeat after me style

The Princess Pat
lived in a tree
she sailed across
the seven seas
she sailed across
the channel 2
and took with her
a rickey dan doo
a rickey dan doo?
now what is that?
its something made
by the princess pat
it's red and gold
and purple too
thats why its called
a rickey dan doo
now captain jack
had mighty fine crew
he sailed across
the channel two
but his ship sank
and yours will too
if you don't take
a rickey dan doo
a rickey dan doo?
now what is that?
it's something made
by the princess pat
its red and gold
and purple too
that's why its called
a rickey dan doo

Hey Burrito
Repeat after me style

HEYYYY BURRITO!!
I said HEY HEY HEY BURRITO
I said, mmm yeah burrito yeah
Taco Bell, Taco Bell
Guacamole, Cinnamon Twist

FIRE SAUCE
*Repeat first part SUPER LOUD STYLE

Soft Shell Style (super quiet style)

I'm a Cucumber

I'm a cucumber

I'm a cucumber

I'm a cucumber

I'm a cucumber

I'm a cucumber

I'm a cucumber

Please don't send me to the pickle farm! hey!

*Repeat in other styles of your choice :)

Bazooka Bubblegum

My mommy gave me a penny
to go and buy some candy
but I don't want no candy!
I...WANT...SOME...BUBBLEGUM!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

My mommy gave me a nickel
to go and buy a pickle
but I don't want no pickle!
I...WANT...SOME...BUBBLEGUM!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

My mommy gave me a dime
to go and buy a lime
but I don't want no lime!
I...WANT...SOME...BUBBLEGUM!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

My mommy gave me a quarter
to go and pay the porter
but I don't want to pay the porter!
I...WANT...SOME...BUBBLEGUM!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

My mommy gave me a dollar
to go and buy a collar
but I don't want a collar!
I...WANT...SOME...BUBBLEGUM!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

My mommy gave me a visa
to go and buy a pizza
but I don't want a pizza!
I...WANT...SOME...BUBBLEGUM!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

Little Cabin in the Woods

Little cabin in the woods
Little man by the window stood
Saw a rabbit hopping by
Knocking at my door

Help me! help me! help me! he cried
'Fore the hunter shoots my hide

Come little rabbit, come inside
Safely to abide

(repeat, each time replacing a line with "doo-doos" until end)

Little Red Wagon
Repeat after me style

YOU can't ride in my little red wagon
Front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
Chugga, chugga, chugga chugga chugga

Second verse, same as the first, but a whole lot LOUDER and a whole lot WORSE!

(repeat for third and fourth verse, or so...)

Fifth verse, same as the first, but a whole lot softer, and a whole lot worse...